Tuesday, February 8, 2011

The secret is out!!!!

The March 2011 issue of Martha Stewart's "Whole Living" hit my mailbox today. 

I ordered it back in October and totally forgot about it....  I guess it takes them a while to process these things!


On page 102 they have taken the liberty to set up a hormone scale/menstruation guide for their readers.


Why don't they package these hormone scales with the tampons and "sanitary napkins"???

I am going to post this sucker on the bulletin board in my kitchen...  Not only to remind me of the hormonal craziness I am living in 90% of the time but to "gently remind" my husband and children to stay away from me at key points of the month!

As a woman you know how uncontrollable you can feel at any given time of the month.  This little scale literally shows that there are (at best) 8 days of the month where you are feeling like you can take on the world, accomplish your goals and well....smile and have a good day!

8 days... 

Well, isn't that generous!

And lets face it.  Since Mother Nature's little monthly gift started visiting us all those years ago we can pretty much guess that we only have 8 good days.  But here it is.  Confirmed!  The secret is out....

All I can say is THANK GOD every woman's menstrual cycle isn't syncronized or we'd have blown this planet up a long time ago...


If every woman could syncronize her period.  We could bring peace and prosperity to the world in 8 days!


1 comment:

  1. LOL I love your honesty and insight. Maybe we should design masterminds with women who are on the same cycle. Thats how you get things done ;) LMAO


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