The March 2011 issue of Martha Stewart's "Whole Living" hit my mailbox today.
I ordered it back in October and totally forgot about it.... I guess it takes them a while to process these things!
Anyway.
On page 102 they have taken the liberty to set up a hormone scale/menstruation guide for their readers.
OMG!
Why don't they package these hormone scales with the tampons and "sanitary napkins"???
I am going to post this sucker on the bulletin board in my kitchen... Not only to remind me of the hormonal craziness I am living in 90% of the time but to "gently remind" my husband and children to stay away from me at key points of the month!
As a woman you know how uncontrollable you can feel at any given time of the month. This little scale literally shows that there are (at best) 8 days of the month where you are feeling like you can take on the world, accomplish your goals and well....smile and have a good day!
8 days...
Well, isn't that generous!
And lets face it. Since Mother Nature's little monthly gift started visiting us all those years ago we can pretty much guess that we only have 8 good days. But here it is. Confirmed! The secret is out....
All I can say is THANK GOD every woman's menstrual cycle isn't syncronized or we'd have blown this planet up a long time ago...
Although....
If every woman could syncronize her period. We could bring peace and prosperity to the world in 8 days!
Hmmmm.....
I ordered it back in October and totally forgot about it.... I guess it takes them a while to process these things!
Anyway.
On page 102 they have taken the liberty to set up a hormone scale/menstruation guide for their readers.
OMG!
Why don't they package these hormone scales with the tampons and "sanitary napkins"???
I am going to post this sucker on the bulletin board in my kitchen... Not only to remind me of the hormonal craziness I am living in 90% of the time but to "gently remind" my husband and children to stay away from me at key points of the month!
As a woman you know how uncontrollable you can feel at any given time of the month. This little scale literally shows that there are (at best) 8 days of the month where you are feeling like you can take on the world, accomplish your goals and well....smile and have a good day!
8 days...
Well, isn't that generous!
And lets face it. Since Mother Nature's little monthly gift started visiting us all those years ago we can pretty much guess that we only have 8 good days. But here it is. Confirmed! The secret is out....
All I can say is THANK GOD every woman's menstrual cycle isn't syncronized or we'd have blown this planet up a long time ago...
Although....
If every woman could syncronize her period. We could bring peace and prosperity to the world in 8 days!
Hmmmm.....
