I'm in no mood to tempt fate!

So I'm having a bit of car trouble.

Not just one car...  But both of our cars refuse to just get up and go for me. 

They get up and go for my husband.  They get up and go for the mechanic.  But not for me.

What does this mean?

Two weeks ago my van stalled on a set of VIA Rail tracks.  I got the vehicle off the tracks just in time to see a train whiz by!

So, now it's in the shop and (here's the shocking part) the mechanics have no idea what is wrong with it. 

Really?

I'll tell you what's wrong with it.  It doesn't like me!

Then this morning I'm jumping into my husbands truck to get to a walk-a-thon and (another shocker) the "your battery is going to die at any moment" light comes on!

Are you F******* kidding me?!?!

So do I stay in the truck and drive it anyway, hoping and praying I don't get stranded.

I thought about it. 

For a split second.

Then I jumped out, grabbed my purse and headed back into the house.

I just don't think this is the right time to tempt fate.